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i’m gonna steal the declaration of independence
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the unveiling of facebook’s new timeline feature is like mark zuckerberg decided to take all of tumblr’s ‘improvements’ over the past year, feed them to a mule with dysentery, and install whatever it shat out onto his site while whispering, ’i’m going to record your life from birth to end’
‘shhhhh now everyone can see how awkward you were on the internet three years ago’
‘you thought it was lost forever under hundreds of more refined statuses? facebook never forgets’
‘i know everything about you’
‘i’ll never let you leave’
the only times i am satisfied with my existence is when i am watching tv shows online
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Pawnee Rangers, 04x04
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“et tu, brute?” julius caesar said as he slipped his cock into brutus’s mouth
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Ryan Gosling: He’s like, seven, and he’s like, ‘How many Oscars have you won?’ And I was like, ‘None.’ He was like, ‘Oh. Well, when you see my friends, can you tell them that you won some, cause I told them that you did.’ (x)
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Joe Manganiello, James Ransone, Chaske Spencer, and Matthew Settle at The Perry Ellis Spring 2012 Collection Show.
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Julia, 20, Australia. Obsessed with tea. I love a certain boy band much more than I should and I don't even care. .